tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post1267379849802463543..comments2023-08-16T10:56:32.541-04:00Comments on The Super Fatlete: The Triathlon SpouseLucas R. Tuckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13437314017747453700noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-73202016199353464082011-03-01T08:18:18.324-05:002011-03-01T08:18:18.324-05:00I'm only a runner right now, my husband is not...I'm only a runner right now, my husband is not. But for every birthday/christmas he gets me some kind of running gear 'cause he knows I love it.Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00144512028031455208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-34780361751095809722011-02-24T00:53:40.261-05:002011-02-24T00:53:40.261-05:00You crazy triathletes.
I am single and "on...You crazy triathletes. <br /><br />I am single and "only" run so I don't have much to add except to say that your wife rocks.Chris Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06670072457969152936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-79239777575681124812011-02-23T18:30:09.850-05:002011-02-23T18:30:09.850-05:00OMG, BDD - You're killing me!!! Freaking hil...OMG, BDD - You're killing me!!! Freaking hilarous! ZONE 4! ZONE 4! Bwahahahaha...Shannon (IronTexasMommy)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12231032247567709805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-37237927178487784322011-02-23T13:20:44.607-05:002011-02-23T13:20:44.607-05:00BDD..THAT WAS AWFUL!!!!
But I did love "wakes...BDD..THAT WAS AWFUL!!!!<br />But I did love "wakes you up at 4am and says "race time!" and blows an air horn in your ear" I'm going to the store to buy an air horn!!!!Lucas R. Tuckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13437314017747453700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-88984627646756403112011-02-23T13:15:02.525-05:002011-02-23T13:15:02.525-05:00I have a list for reasons not to date a triathlete...I have a list for reasons not to date a triathlete. <br /><br />Reasons NOT to date a triathlete:<br /><br />-beats T2 time... in bed.<br /><br />-insists on calling it "aero" position<br /><br />-Gu chocolate stains on sheets won't come out<br /><br />-it's actually not Gu Chocolate stains<br /><br />-when the equipment malfunctions, he throws you off the bed like Norman Staedler did his bike.<br /><br />-your pink razor is always clogged with his thick masses of hair<br /><br />-orders Gatorade at 3-michelin star restaurant<br /><br />-blames performance in bed on "nutrition".<br /><br />-insists on eating cliff bar after foreplay to "top off glycogen reserves"<br /><br />-keeps asking if your adult toys come in carbon fiber<br /><br />-says "monocoque" and giggles all the time.<br /><br />-does it with HRM on. calls out which zone loudly.<br /><br />-cheers you on and claps while you have to finish yourself off after they're already done. Claims "no outside help" rule to get out of helping.<br /><br />-when feeling intimate, wakes you up at 4am and says "race time!" and blows an air horn in your ear.<br /><br />-whines because when "Madame Butterfly" begins, they thought you were taking them to see "Orbea"<br /><br />-bitches you out when you wear your iPod in your couch and cites it's against USAT rules.<br /><br /><br />and finally:<br /><br />-keeps giving you crap from race goodie bags as your Valentine's day present.Big Daddy Dieselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07868041775049514011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981364424768166001.post-58209134896297232072011-02-23T12:29:04.475-05:002011-02-23T12:29:04.475-05:00That's really funny. You're lucky to have...That's really funny. You're lucky to have such a supportive wife. I don't have any funny anecdotes to add (yet), but I'll be checking back to see what other people contribute.Kate Geisenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854561265520868538noreply@blogger.com